We are __________________________________ and we are so absurdly _________________________
to talk about our _________________________________ that is coming up on ____________________.
We saw you on ___________________________
and we love _________________________________. You can email us at __________________________________ or call us at _______________________.
Oh, and we also want you to know:

We are __________________________________ and we are so absurdly _________________________ to talk about our _________________________________ that is coming up on ____________________.
We saw you on ___________________________ and we love _________________________________. You can email us at __________________________________ or call us at _______________________.
Oh, and we also want you to know:

CONTACT

Now how do we make this official?
         Set a date, with me! If I don’t have the date, my clone, a.k.a. associate, Jamie can fill my shoes.
                         We have a little chat so you know I’m not an A.I. robot and I know you aren’t a Nigerian prince and I answer all your questions. We figure out how long you’d like me there. Don’t worry, if you grow to love me, you can always add time. Elopements are cool too.
                       After digitally signing a contract and wiring bitcoin to my Swiss bank account (a joke of course), I am officially booked! The retainer makes sure I hold the date for only you. We also have special pricing for select preferred venues that we love.  If that wasn’t enough to convince you, I also Regina Georged about 100 clients to leave all 5 star reviews and A.I. made some sweet pics for my site (jk).

Now how do we make this official?
 1.   Set a date, with me! If I don’t
have the date, my clone, a.k.a.
associate Jamie can fill my shoes.
 2. We have a little chat so you know I’m not an A.I. robot + I know you aren’t a Nigerian prince and I answer all your questions. 
  3. After digitally signing a contract and wiring bitcoin to my Swiss bank account (a joke ofc), it is officially booked! The retainer holds the date for only you. We also have special pricing for select preferred venues that we love.  

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